HATIQUETTE

(You've heard of etiquette....)

1.  Never touch someone's hat.  Don't do it. Not the hat.  The only person who'd touch a woman's hat is someone who doesn't wear hats.

2.  Admire hats from a distance.  There's no excuse for knocking someone's hat, even by accident.  Be careful if you're sitting behind a Hat Queen.

3.  Don't get too close when two Hat Ladies hug.  Both have to tilt their head all the way to the side, in opposite directions, and leave space in between.  See photo below.

4.  Don't ask to borrow someone's hat.  (Some Ladies say they'd lend their children before they'd lend their hats.  They know their children know their way home, but their hats might not)!

5.  Don't get jealous.  Women who love hats are hatpy to see a hat tHAT looks good on someone else.  Women who wear hats know who they are.

6.  Develop a hatitude in order to wear your hat well.  Enjoy the fact tHAT men always help a Lady in a hat first.